Tits and Boobies

 

Fuck yeah. Anyway, this silliness is derived by the fact that I wanted to post something other and, since I’m a moron, I’m somehow unable to do it; also, since I’m lazy too, I don’t want to think of a way to solve the problem right now. I promise I’ll try something soon, and that what I’ll post will be relevant to birds.

Meanwhile, another bit of pornithology: remember good ol’ Konrad Lorenz?

Lorenz and geese

Things are gonna get ugly in a minute.

Everybody knows about imprinting and how Lorenz’s geese followed him everywhere and thought him to be their mommy. Attending a basic ethology class I learned something new and yet completely logic: thinking to be humans, the geese wanted to fuck Lorenz hard. The imprinting was not only parental, but also sexual, and the birds tried to court human beings and not other geese. That’s the part of the story they always forget to tell you.

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One comment on “Tits and Boobies

  1. […] post was long, but I didn’t forget that today is friday! So, to continue the theme of pornithology (and to compensate for my lack of effort in posting the bird-related content I anticipated), […]

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